St Olaf

Kingdom of St Olaf Kingeiket St Olav
Flag
Motto: ...but Mr. Bigbotter didn't approve...
Anthem: Back in St Olaf...
Capital and largest city	Gafloofen
Official languages	Olaf Minnesotan
Recognised regional languages	Norwegian (Bokmål) English
Demonym	Olaf Minnesotan
Government	Unitary absolute monarchy
• Monarch	Queen Astrid I
• Crown Princess	Princess Cathrine
Formation
• Monarchy established	January 31st, 1923
• Republic declared	September 3rd, 1960
• Monarchy reinstated	May 31st, 2014
Population
• 2014 census	1,085,092
Currency	Olaf Minnesotan bull-duck (OMB)
Date format	yyyy\mm\dd
Drives on the	right
Calling code	1985
Internet TLD	.ov

St Olaf, officially the Kingdom of St Olaf, is a unitary absolute monarchy in Internatia.

List of heads of state

№	Name	Title	Took office	Left office	Duration
1	King Haakon I	Monarch	January 31st, 1923	September 21st, 1957	12,652 days
2	King Olav I	Monarch	September 21st, 1957	September 3rd, 1960	1078 days
3	Carl Bjoerklund	President	September 3rd, 1960	August 4th, 1966	2161 days
4	Virginia Flaaten	President	August 4th, 1966	August 22nd, 1971	1844 days
5	Oliver Otterlei	President	August 22nd, 1971	August 1st, 1981	3632 days
6	Arla Gjertsen	President	August 1st, 1981	August 6th, 1986	1831 days
7	Micheal Aasboo	President	August 6th, 1986	August 22nd, 1991	1842 days
8	Ramon Westgaard	President	August 22nd, 1991	August 17th, 1996	1822 days
9	Laura Claussen	President	August 17th, 1996	September 2nd, 2006	3668 days
10	Robert Harnes	President	September 2nd, 2006	August 21st, 2011	1814 days
11	Elba Langemyr	President	August 21st, 2011	January 23rd, 2013	521 days
12	Elizabeth Hem	President	January 23rd, 2013	May 31st, 2014	493 days
13	Queen Astrid I	Monarch	May 31st, 2014

Olaf Minnesotan language

Olaf Minnesotan (Olav Minnesotansq) is a North Germanic language spoken primarily in St Olaf, where it is the official language. It is a daughter language of Danish.

Together with the Scandinavian languages as well as Faroese, Icelandic and some extinct languages it constitutes the North Germanic languages.

It evolved from Danish in the 19th century after the Olaftarian socially transgressive minority of Skjærhalden went to form its own society, ultimately forming the State of St Olaf in 1923. The first traces of the linguistic shape shift are found in the Olaftarian Order of Independence of 1878, in which the Olaf Minnesotans claimed land of current-day Kosma as its own.

"Wi swaeye pea et ban av ved, som wi skal eobe, hwad de e woes hoejtideliyt. I det yode, det bede oy vovaedeliye. Wi skal kaempe vo at avslutte uetvaediyhed, som woes bedstevaede hawde adwaet os. Sej skal wae’e woes." - Alan Tangerud, Olaftarian Order of Independence, 1878.
Translation: We do solemnly swear upon the child of peace that we shall conquer what is ours. In the good, the better and awful. We shall fight to end the injustice of which our grandfathers had warned us. Victory shall be ours.