Grolskira

The Beautiful Republic of Grolskira Y Forsveita Nioflika ji Grolskirja
Flag
Motto: "Trust in everything you can achieve for"
Anthem: "Lakma ni yd kard (Song In My Heart)
Capital and largest city	Dlimon
Official languages	English, Grolskiric and Spanish
Demonym	Grolskiric
Government
• President	Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty
Population
• 2012 estimate	501,321
Currency	Azeins (GAR)
Internet TLD	.gj

Grolskira is a fictional country, participating in Internatia Song Contest.

Flag

The Grolskiric flag is looking like Scandinavian-cross flags in Internatia. It has three colors:

• Orange: For sunset;
• Gray: For sand;
• Blue: For sea.

There was older Grolskiric flag, but Grolskira's president Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty asked to change the flag, because it was "too boring".

Internatia Song Contest

Grolskira previously competed in Internatia Song Contest:

Edition	Singer	Language	Song	Place	Points
#1	Lily Allen	English	"22"	6	32
#2	Kylie Minogue	English	"Timebomb"	20	33

Lakmosoja Y Lakma

Grolskira's national Internatia Song Contest final. It means "sing the song" in Grolskiric. In first edition, Lily Allen competed among 8 other singers, including Gotye and Kimbra, Glennis Grace and "Venus". She performed "22" and won the selection with 27 points. In the ISC, she was almost second-last, but Tashkveny didn't voted in time and Lily moved to 6th place. In second edition, Grolskira's Public Television (GLTV) internally selected Kylie Minogue to represent Grolskira. Grolskira's HoD Obena Febriela said, that there will compete 3 songs. Grolskira and Tonallán had decided, that Kylie will sing "Timebomb" in Internatia Song Contest. The song won with 96 points. But in ISC, it had poor performance and only managed to get 33 points and get to the 20 place.

Grolskira sent Inna with "Club Rocker", while wanted to impress her homeland - Sibinia. However, they found "Club Rocker" kinda disgusting, according to Grolskiric viewers of ISC, because they gave Inna no points. Inna ended low and managed to live the accident - few fans tried to rip her bra off, while security went on the stage only when the song had 30 minutes to be finished.

Grolskira's luckiest edition was 4th (while "4" for Korean, Japanese and Chinese people is unlucky number), when Spirevan band "Voltaire" represented Grolskira with "So Still". They placed in 10th/9th place with 61 point and made Grolskira proud for sending foreign people (as they failed with Inna).

"Lakmosoja Y Lakma 3" results

4th placers in heats

Singer	Language	Song
Kylie Minogue	English	In My Arms
Christina Aguilera	English	You Lost Me
Yulia Savicheva	Russian	Privet
"Dostuchatsya Do Nebes"	Russian	Otpusty Menia
CC	English	Rock'N'Roll Girl
Lady Gaga	English	Poker Face
"Within Temptation"	English	Sinead
"Evanescence"	English	My Immortal

Knocked out in "Second Chance" tour

Singer	Language	Song	Round 1 points	Round 2 points
Karmin	English	Brokenhearted	123	-
Zara	Russian	Ya Budu Nezhnoi	59	-
Gotye	English	In Your Light	150	75
Cheryl	English	Call My Name	165	52

Final

Draw	Singer	Language	Song	Place	Points
1	Inna	English	Club Rocker	1	120
2	"No Doubt"	English	Don't Speak	17	67
3	Rihanna	English	Only Girl	11	86
4	"JLS"	English	She Makes Me Wanna	15	81
5	Britney Spears	English	Criminal	7	88
6	"Maroon 5" ft. Wiz Khalifa	English	Payphone	19	56
7	Alexandra Stan ft. Carlprit	English	1.000.000	2	108
8	Alesha Dixon	English	The Boy Does Nothing	12	83
9	Natasha St-Pier	French	Bonne Nouvelle	8	88
10	Gwen Stefani	English	What You're Waiting For?	4	100
11	Selena Gomez and The Scene	English	Hit The Lights	16	69
12	Nelly Furtado	English	Say It Right	3	101
13	"The Wanted"	English	Chasing The Sun	5	92
14	Leona Lewis	English	Collide	20	56
15	"Pussycat Dolls"	English	I Hate This Part	18	62
16	Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys	English	Empire State Of Mind (New York)	13	83
17	"Marina And The Diamonds"	English	Bubblegum Bitch	14	83
18	Kesha	English	Tik Tok	9	88
19	Katy Perry	English	I Kissed A Girl	10	88
20	Carly Rae Jepsen	English	Call Me Maybe	6	90

     Those songs qualified via "Second Chance"

"Kavinki X" (X factor)

Grolskira has their own "X Factor" version, "Kavinki X". Winner of first edition is girlband "Kard Ot Udio" and it resembles British girlband "Little Mix", even their popularity due "X Factor", too. Grolskira's "X Factor" is based by "X Factor" in real life country United Kingdom.

Television

Main article: Television in Grolskira

Eurovision 2012 42 series

Grolskira decided to have 42 series about each song, country or/and singer. It sometimes features different storylines.

Several series has strong similarities between each other, just because they were produced by the same companies.

They always have discussed in "Series Monthly", also, some of the series has their special shows, like "Cold-a Super Special Show" or "Jazz, Crime and Fun". Sometimes they are discussed in late talk shows, "News and another things", or maybe in different channel news. Recently, Dernala Fusferiela decided to make documentic series about all the series.

DVDs, merchandises and CDs from all series appeared in the shops already, such as "Cold-a Super Power Special Cards", "Flying Umbrella" and "Emmy Awards Fake Statue". It was rumoured that mash-up film of all series will be released 2 years later, entitled "The Big Secret Mystery".

Special website for all the series is released now: www.serijalejravezija2012.gj, but it's still redirects to GLTV's official website, enlisted as: www.gltv.gj/ejravezijuserijal.

Recently started series

• "Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Željko?" (produced by "Kard Pictures" and "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
• "Zou ze?" (Would She?) (produced by "The Company of Gabdue")
• "Super-extreme-Amadeus-Rambo-Euro-licious" (produced by "Future Mountains")
• "Cold-a" (produced by "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
• "Coming to You, Lightey" (produced by "Hanna Berks")

Series to be aired

• "La La, The Beast"
• "Wanna Bake Me A Cookie?" (Grolskiric and English, Russian and Spanish subtitles)
• "Kyllä, Pernilla" (Yes, Pernilla) (Swedish and Finnish, Finnish subtitles)
• "Greetings To The Night" (Maltese and English)
• "Desperate Housewiwes - Latvian Edition"
• "True Iceland"
• "Total Drama: Mission Fado" (Portuguese and Spanish, English Subtitles)
• "Are We Not Hump Enough?"
• "The Pesky Anggun" (French and Dutch, Grolskiric Subtitles)
• "Should've make Soluna Pregnant Instead Putting Her In The Stage" (Danish and English)
• "Amy Winehouse Wakes Up from Graves" (Italian, English and Greek)
• "Pretty Little Jedwards" (Irish, English subtitles)
• "Who Loves Money? Not Loreen!" (Swedish, Russian and English)
• "Miserable Love Unlimited" (Bulgarian, English, Turkish, Spanish, Greek, Serbo-Croat, French, Romani, Azerbaijani, Arabic and Italian)
• "Hunka Hunka Music Dies" (Azerbaijani, Armenian and English)
• "Valentina The Pop-Corn" (Italian and English)
• "Stop, Or... Stand Still" (German and English)
• "Several Bo(r)ats Passed The Street" (Turkic and English, Turkic Subtitles)
• "Izo-folks" (Hebrew, Russian and English)
• "Be My Distorded Guest" (Ukrainian and English, Greek and Russian Subtitles)
• "Wackel, Ooh-ooh, Bam!" (German, English subtitles)
• "You Can Do Anything - No More" (English, German and French subtitles)
• "Be Me, The Compactical Disco"
• "The Sheeps that I Count" (Bosnian and English)
• "Cats Are Blind - It's True! No More Bacon For You..."
• "If You're Norwegian, You Must Stay"
• "Grumpy Old Coquettes + Rich Guy" (Georgian, Armenian, Lituanian and English)
• "Eva loves Dima" (Slovenian, Russian and English)
• "Il Cielo, Nebo, Loving You" (The Skies, Sky, Loving You) (Croatian, Italian and Russian)
• "Quédate y ser de Noruega, es tu momento de brillar!" (Stay and be from Norway, it's your Time To Shine!)
• "Heroes Are Smoking, Come Back Later" (Russian and English)
• "Liautar, Leutar, The Cosy One" (Romanian and English)
• "Mi hermano, un rumano (El Zaleyla)" (My Brother, Romanian one (The Zaleyla)
• "Mle Nigu Čiaj" (Albanian and Croatian)
• "Close Your Eyes, It's Bedtime!" (Slovakian and English)
• "Indiana, Guess Your Tribe" (Dutch and English)
• "Sina i žolta, neli?" (Blue and yellow, right?)