Keohretcha

The Kingdom of Keohretcha Keohretcha
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Anthem: "Drah dneroe"
Map of Keohretcha Map of Keohretcha
Capital	Negnirdneg
Official languages	English, Talp
Government	Absolute Monarchy
Population
• 2011 estimate	1,379,400
Currency	Nedlug (NG)
Date format	DD/MM/YY
Drives on the	roads
Calling code	+315
Internet TLD	.KH

Keohretcha is a monarchy, consisting of eleven provinces, located in the western part of Internatia, sharing a border with their friendly neighbours from DimkaRUS and sharing maritime borders with Nicolas' Neigbour and Yazminia. The parliament of Keohretcha is formed by representatives from the the royal families from the eleven provinces. The country capital is Negnirdneg. The seat of government changes, based on the home-territory of the current monarch. Currently the seat of government is situated in Edlovlis.

Etymology

The name Keohretcha is derived from the word 'cow' (Keoh in the national language Tlap). 'Retcha' can roughly be translated as 'the most divine'.

Geograpy

Keohretcha consists of eleven provinces: Dlevessrav, Edlovlis, Grobret, Grubetnob, Negnirdneg, Nekiew, Nelechgem, Nerednis, Nette, Redlessrav and Tflu. The capital and biggest city is situate in the province of Negnirdneg and is also called Negnirdneg.

Keohretcha is a country full of forests, mountains and lakes. It is said that for every person, there are at least ten trees.

Government

The eleven provinces that make up Keohretcha are each governed by a monarch. Every eleven years these monarchs come together in the capital of Negnirdneg, where they will select one of their own to become the monarch of Keohretcha for the next eleven years. Usually, the position is given to the leader of the house that hasn't held the throne for the longest time.

Sometimes, this rule is not followed. For example, in 1795, king Jeremy was selected monarch while he already had held the throne because it was believed he had stopped the DimkaRUSsians from attacking the country. Later, it was found out that the DimkaRUSsians had no intention of invading Keohretcha and king Jeremy was put to death by being fed to the royal pigs.

The current monarch is queen Bloem of Edlovlis. She will remain monarch until 2015, when the next monarch is chosen. Most likely, prince Tobias of Nette will be selected as the new monarch.