St Lorde
| Principality of St Olaf | |
|---|---|
 Flag | |
Motto: "Wathembela kulungile izithombe" | |
Anthem: "Tennis Court" | |
| Capital and largest city | St Lorde |
| Official languages | Xhosa, Zulu, Northern Ndebele, Swazi, Bhaca, Hlubi, Lala, Southern Ndebele |
| Recognised regional languages | Mpapa Phuthi, Sigxodo Phuthi |
| Demonym | St Lordean |
| Government | Unitary absolute monarchy |
• Prince | Thembinkosi I |
| Formation | |
• Principality established | 6 August 2014 |
| Area | |
• Total | 0.026 km2 (0.010 sq mi) |
| Population | |
• 2014 census | 113 |
| Currency | St Lordean rand (SLR) |
| Drives on the | left |
| Calling code | 1993 |
| Internet TLD | .sl.tc |
St Lorde, officially the Principality of St Lorde, is a unitary absolute monarchy on the border of Internatia and Outernatia. It has direct maritime borders with St Olaf and St Gustav. The country has the dimensions of a tennis court and was artificially placed on a troublesome coördinate regarding movements of tectonic plates. The country is notable for its size and its laws against the doo wop music genre and sexual pleasure.
The country's flag is a variation of the asexuality pride flag intercepted with the image of a tennis court.
List of heads of state
| № | Name | Title | Took office | Left office | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Prince Thembinkosi I | Prince | 6 August 2014 |
National anthem of St Olaf
The national anthem of St Lorde is a rendition of the song "Tennis Court" by singer-songwriter Lorde translated into the Xhosa language. The sole legal performer of the song in the territory is the monarch. An alternate version with a different composition is sung by the socially frowned upon Phuthi minority in both Phuthi languages.