St Olaf
| Kingdom of St Olaf Kingeiket St Olav | |
|---|---|
 Flag | |
Motto: ...but Mr. Bigbotter didn't approve... | |
Anthem: Back in St Olaf... | |
| Capital and largest city | Gafloofen |
| Official languages | Olaf Minnesotan |
| Recognised regional languages |
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| Demonym | Olaf Minnesotan |
| Government | Unitary absolute monarchy |
• Monarch | Queen Astrid I |
• Crown Princess | Princess Cathrine |
| Formation | |
• Monarchy established | January 31st, 1923 |
• Republic declared | September 3rd, 1960 |
• Monarchy reinstated | May 31st, 2014 |
| Population | |
• 2014 census | 1,085,092 |
| Currency | Olaf Minnesotan bull-duck (OMB) |
| Date format | yyyy\mm\dd |
| Drives on the | right |
| Calling code | 1985 |
| Internet TLD | .ov |
St Olaf, officially the Kingdom of St Olaf, is a unitary absolute monarchy in Internatia.
List of heads of state
| № | Name | Title | Took office | Left office | Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | King Haakon I | Monarch | January 31st, 1923 | September 21st, 1957 | 12,652 days |
| 2 | King Olav I | Monarch | September 21st, 1957 | September 3rd, 1960 | 1078 days |
| 3 | Carl Bjoerklund | President | September 3rd, 1960 | August 4th, 1966 | 2161 days |
| 4 | Virginia Flaaten | President | August 4th, 1966 | August 22nd, 1971 | 1844 days |
| 5 | Oliver Otterlei | President | August 22nd, 1971 | August 1st, 1981 | 3632 days |
| 6 | Arla Gjertsen | President | August 1st, 1981 | August 6th, 1986 | 1831 days |
| 7 | Micheal Aasboo | President | August 6th, 1986 | August 22nd, 1991 | 1842 days |
| 8 | Ramon Westgaard | President | August 22nd, 1991 | August 17th, 1996 | 1822 days |
| 9 | Laura Claussen | President | August 17th, 1996 | September 2nd, 2006 | 3668 days |
| 10 | Robert Harnes | President | September 2nd, 2006 | August 21st, 2011 | 1814 days |
| 11 | Elba Langemyr | President | August 21st, 2011 | January 23rd, 2013 | 521 days |
| 12 | Elizabeth Hem | President | January 23rd, 2013 | May 31st, 2014 | 493 days |
| 13 | Queen Astrid I | Monarch | May 31st, 2014 |
Olaf Minnesotan language
Olaf Minnesotan (Olav Minnesotansq) is a North Germanic language spoken primarily in St Olaf, where it is the official language. It is a daughter language of Danish.
Together with the Scandinavian languages as well as Faroese, Icelandic and some extinct languages it constitutes the North Germanic languages.
It evolved from Danish in the 19th century after the Olaftarian socially transgressive minority of Skjærhalden went to form its own society, ultimately forming the State of St Olaf in 1923. The first traces of the linguistic shape shift are found in the Olaftarian Order of Independence of 1878, in which the Olaf Minnesotans claimed land of current-day Kosma as its own.
"Wi swaeye pea et ban av ved, som wi skal eobe, hwad de e woes hoejtideliyt. I det yode, det bede oy vovaedeliye. Wi skal kaempe vo at avslutte uetvaediyhed, som woes bedstevaede hawde adwaet os. Sej skal wae’e woes." - Alan Tangerud, Olaftarian Order of Independence, 1878.
Translation: We do solemnly swear upon the child of peace that we shall conquer what is ours. In the good, the better and awful. We shall fight to end the injustice of which our grandfathers had warned us. Victory shall be ours.