Television in Grolskira

The following content is about Grolskira's Television and their past, present and future programs:

GLTV

Grolskira's Public Television (Grolskirju Ludofni Tiliveizio, GLTV) is the main channel in Grolskira. This channel broadcasts these programs:

Present programs

• "The Simpsons" (Grolskiric, Spanish and English)
• "The Nanny" (Grolskiric, English subtitles)
• "Grolskiric 24"
• "Kavinki X"
• "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" (Sing The Song)
• Internatia Song Contest
• "The Culinary Show"
• Fast news
• "Y Genbadnajet" (The Independency)
• "Soaks" (Russian and English)
• "Gerdija Lakmosoja" (Gerdija sings)
• "Ujaropva" (Europe) (Spanish and Grolskiric)
• "How I Met Your Mother" (Russian and Grolskiric)
• "News and another things"
• "Glazurita Kard" (Magic Heart) (Grolskiric, Latvian, Russian, Spanish, Arabic and English)
• "Dernaji Fedy!" (Win Me!)
• "Dowatefac" (Gibberish and Grolskiric)
• "The Great Stories of Grolskira"
• Various films
• "Never Ever"
• "Y Veminpiri" (The Vampire)
• "Ovejas, Autos y de la Luna" (Sheeps, Cars and Moon)
• "Poios?" (Who?) (Spanish, Greek and Russian, Greek and Grolskiric subtitles)
• "Türk Silahları göster" (Turkish Guns Show)
• "Beasters and Munchers"
• "Hiatus - Grolskira heard it"
• "Searchin' The City"
• "Everybody's Younger"
• "New cast, New crew?"
• "Series Monthly"
• "Cold-a Super Special Show"
• "Jazz, Crime and Fun"
• "You Better Not Realize That You Will See...!"
• "Krykoli Krykolia/Creecolly Creecollia"
• "Never Aging"
• "Breaking The Ice"
• "DJ Joe Joe"
• "Call me "Maybe"
• "Irene Huss"
• "To Catch A Grandpa"
• "De allra första svenska svär på TV!" (The Very First Swedish Swear On TV!) (English and Swedish)
• "Ruotsi" (Sweden) (Finnish and Swedish)
• "Avatar: The Legend Of Korra" (Grolskiric and English)
• "Grolskirja - Lakmi Vubirniti" (Grolskira - Song Festival)

Past programs

• "Stoked" (English and Grolskiric, English subtitles)
• "Twenty For-ses and More"
• "Den Me" (The Me) (Danish and Greek)
• "The Bald and The Baldest! Super Comedy Fiction" (English, Russian and Grolskiric subtitles)
• "Avatar: The Last Airbender" (Grolskiric and Greek)
• "Record Da Tape, Get Playtape and Videotape"
• "Computerized"
• "Trampolina" (Trampoline) (Polish and Russian, English Subtitles)
• "Slay It Up! The Greatest Music to Die For..."
• "Sinä, minä ja Rosie" (You, Me and Rosie)
• "About We Are Polyglots"
• "The Greatest Euphoria Caught Us All" (Greek, English, Swedish)
• "Dobrodružství Jacka" (The Adventures Of Jack) (Czech and English)
• "Made Me Plastic"
• "Tervehdys!" (Greetings!)
• "Hanna" (Greek, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Swedish, Finnish, Icelandic, Norwegian, Russian, Danish, English, Spanish and French)
• "Spooky Nightmare Owl"
• "Completely Furricious" (French and English)
• "Clay And Glue"
• "Non, Victoire" (No, Victory) (Grolskiric, French and English)
• "Blyjau Mes" (Hungarian)
• "BullMeat"
• "Tunk Da Smit"
• "Brutanjanka"
• "Music Plays Music Tapes"
• "A Day and Night"
• "You Have No Face (Lady Gaga Is Monster)" (Turkish, Spanish, Russian, Serbian, English and Grolskiric)
• "Mejuzka, Lakma, Neti" (Music, Song, Note)

Future programs

• "Udio, Udio" (Video, Video)
• "Beyond The Brake" (Grolskiric and Spanish)
• "Five Different Ocassions"
• "I Can Tell, When You Lie"
• "Lipstick Street"
• "Manga, Ooh-La-La!"
• "Darejina" (Diary)
• "Du" (Two)
• "Nightime Stories"
• "Isn't It Cool?"
• "Frenzeny"
• "Bung Bang Bornen"
• "Totally Messy"
• "Lakmosoja brat! Kterabija brat!" (Sing it! Swing it!)
• "Dytches"
• "Live Bloopers And Messes"
• "Ditch It Forever"

Eurovision 2012 42 series

Grolskira decided to have 42 series about each song, country or/and singer. It sometimes features different storylines.

Several series has strong similarities between each other, just because they were produced by the same companies.

They always have discussed in "Series Monthly", also, some of the series has their special shows, like "Cold-a Super Special Show" or "Jazz, Crime and Fun". Sometimes they are discussed in late talk shows, "News and another things", or maybe in different channel news. Recently, Dernala Fusferiela decided to make documentic series about all the series.

DVDs, merchandises and CDs from all series appeared in the shops already, such as "Cold-a Super Power Special Cards", "Flying Umbrella" and "Emmy Awards Fake Statue". It was rumoured that mash-up film of all series will be released 2 years later, entitled "The Big Secret Mystery".

Special website for all the series is released now: www.serijalejravezija2012.gj, but it's still redirects to GLTV's official website, enlisted as: www.gltv.gj/ejravezijuserijal.

Currently all of them are under hiatus, because a lot of them weren't even premiered. That makes Eurovision 2012 series the worst series marathon in Grolskira. They were supposed to be replaced with 2013 Eurovision Series, but many of the actors were tired and just wanted to enjoy the summer.

Series, which had a couple of episodes

• "Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Željko?" (produced by "Kard Pictures" and "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
• "Zou ze?" (Would She?) (produced by "The Company of Gabdue")
• "Super-extreme-Amadeus-Rambo-Euro-licious" (produced by "Future Mountains")
• "Cold-a" (produced by "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
• "Coming to You, Lightey" (produced by "Hanna Berks")

Series to be aired (and maybe will never air)

• "La La, The Beast"
• "Wanna Bake Me A Cookie?" (Grolskiric and English, Russian and Spanish subtitles)
• "Kyllä, Pernilla" (Yes, Pernilla) (Swedish and Finnish, Finnish subtitles)
• "Greetings To The Night" (Maltese and English)
• "Desperate Housewiwes - Latvian Edition"
• "True Iceland"
• "Total Drama: Mission Fado" (Portuguese and Spanish, English Subtitles)
• "Are We Not Hump Enough?"
• "The Pesky Anggun" (French and Dutch, Grolskiric Subtitles)
• "Should've make Soluna Pregnant Instead Putting Her In The Stage" (Danish and English)
• "Amy Winehouse Wakes Up from Graves" (Italian, English and Greek)
• "Pretty Little Jedwards" (Irish, English subtitles)
• "Who Loves Money? Not Loreen!" (Swedish, Russian and English)
• "Miserable Love Unlimited" (Bulgarian, English, Turkish, Spanish, Greek, Serbo-Croat, French, Romani, Azerbaijani, Arabic and Italian)
• "Hunka Hunka Music Dies" (Azerbaijani, Armenian and English)
• "Valentina The Pop-Corn" (Italian and English)
• "Stop, Or... Stand Still" (German and English)
• "Several Bo(r)ats Passed The Street" (Turkic and English, Turkic Subtitles)
• "Izo-folks" (Hebrew, Russian and English)
• "Be My Distorded Guest" (Ukrainian and English, Greek and Russian Subtitles)
• "Wackel, Ooh-ooh, Bam!" (German, English subtitles)
• "You Can Do Anything - No More" (English, German and French subtitles)
• "Be Me, The Compactical Disco"
• "The Sheeps that I Count" (Bosnian and English)
• "Cats Are Blind - It's True! No More Bacon For You..."
• "If You're Norwegian, You Must Stay"
• "Grumpy Old Coquettes + Rich Guy" (Georgian, Armenian, Lituanian and English)
• "Eva loves Dima" (Slovenian, Russian and English)
• "Il Cielo, Nebo, Loving You" (The Skies, Sky, Loving You) (Croatian, Italian and Russian)
• "Quédate y ser de Noruega, es tu momento de brillar!" (Stay and be from Norway, it's your Time To Shine!)
• "Heroes Are Smoking, Come Back Later" (Russian and English)
• "Liautar, Leutar, The Cosy One" (Romanian and English)
• "Mi hermano, un rumano (El Zaleyla)" (My Brother, Romanian one (The Zaleyla)
• "Mle Nigu Čiaj" (Albanian and Croatian)
• "Close Your Eyes, It's Bedtime!" (Slovakian and English)
• "Indiana, Guess Your Tribe" (Dutch and English)
• "Sina i žolta, neli?" (Blue and yellow, right?)

GTV

Other main channel in Grolskira is GTV (Grolskirju Tiliveizio). This channel broadcasts these programs:

Present programs

• "Deri, Deri, Beri, Y Fedy" (Deri, Deri, Beri, The Me)
• "Universe"
• "Miss Grolskira"
• "Miss Universe"
• "Miss World"
• "How About A Little Chat?"
• "Ejavropa Lakmi" (Europe Songs)
• "Bestia-name-ator"
  • "Gerandila (Gerdija, Verana, Cedija, Tentila)"
  • "Menienda (Merinda, Naniela, Hiliena, Kamanda)
• "Erei kalis bentikomeil" (See One Sunrise)"
• News
• Various films
• Animation
• "You Gotta Get Here"
• "Det kil edfija?" (What Is Love?)
• "The Perspective Move"
• "Whas Up, Du?" (Swedish and English)
• "Kalis edfija - Kalis kard" (One Love - One Heart)
• "Future Settings"
• "Vanimation - The Lost Question Mark: Where..?"

Past programs

• "Geranting"
• "Nons, nons, nons! Dej?" (No, No, No! Yes?)
• "Mjuzikel"
• "Greeks: On Not So Good, Thou Shalt Not Bleep"
• "Meow: It's A Cat?"
• "Gratis" (Free)
• "RapFest"
• "Neu!" (You!)
• "Not Vailable"

Future programs

• "Quikee-Crap"
• "Hypnotisis"
• "Nyt Et Brat"

GG1TV

"Grolskirju Glamneija1 Tiliveizio" (GG1TV) is a new television, which launched in October 20th.

Present programs

• "Glammiez News"
• "Äll eböut ÿöö"
• "Lashes"
• "Lipstick Jungle" (Grolskiric and English)
• "Gossip Style"
• "Boys"
• "Bebrabian" (Arabian and Grolskiric)

Future programs

• "Teleads"