Grolskira

The Beautiful Republic of Grolskira Y Forsveita Nioflika ji Grolskirja
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Motto: "Trust in everything you can achieve for"
Anthem: "Lakma ni yd kard (Song In My Heart)
Capital and largest city	Dlimon
Official languages	English, Grolskiric and Spanish
Demonym	Grolskiric
Government
• President	Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty
Population
• 2012 estimate	501,321
Currency	Azeins (GAR)
Internet TLD	.gj

Grolskira is a fictional country, participating in Internatia Song Contest.

Flag

The Grolskiric flag is looking like Scandinavian-cross flags in Internatia. It has three colors:

• Orange: For sunset;
• Gray: For sand;
• Blue: For sea.

There was older Grolskiric flag, but Grolskira's president Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty asked to change the flag, because it was "too boring".

Internatia Song Contest

Grolskira previously competed in Internatia Song Contest:

Edition	Singer	Language	Song	Place	Points
#1	Lily Allen	English	"22"	6	32
#2	Cancelled
#3 (#2)	Kylie Minogue	English	"Timebomb"

Lakmosoja Y Lakma

Grolskira's national Internatia Song Contest final. It means "sing the song" in Grolskiric. In first edition. Lily Allen competed among 8 other singers, including Gotye and Kimbra, Glennis Grace and "Venus". She performed "22" and won the selection with 27 points. "Lakmosoja Y Lakma planed to be in second Internatia Song Contest, but contest didn't happened. In third edition, Grolskira's Public Television (GLTV) internally selected Kylie Minogue to represent Grolskira. Grolskira's HoD Obena Febriela said, that there will compete 3 songs. Grolskira and Tonallán had decided, that Kylie will sing "Timebomb" in Internatia Song Contest. The song won with 96 points.

"Kavinki X" (X factor)

Grolskira has their own "X Factor" version, "Kavinki X". Winner of first edition is unknown, but Grolskira's "X Factor" is based by "X Factor" in real life country United Kingdom.

Television

Grolskira's Public Television (Grolskirju Ludofni Tiliveizio, GLTV) is the main channel in Grolskira. This channel broadcasts these programs:

Present programs

• "The Simpsons" (Grolskiric, Spanish and English)
• "The Nanny" (Grolskiric, English subtitles)
• "Grolskiric 24"
• "Kavinki X"
• "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" (Sing The Song)
• Internatia Song Contest
• "The Culinary Show"
• Fast news
• "Y Genbadnajet" (The Independency)
• "Soaks" (Russian and English)
• "Gerdija Lakmosoja" (Gerdija sings)
• "Ujaropva" (Europe) (Spanish and Grolskiric)
• "How I Met Your Mother" (Russian and Grolskiric)
• "Music Plays Music Tapes"
• "News and another things"
• "Glazurita Kard" (Magic Heart) (Grolskiric, Latvian, Russian, Spanish, Arabic and English)
• "Dernaji Fedy!" (Win Me!)
• "Dowatefac" (Gibberish and Grolskiric)
• "The Great Stories of Grolskira"
• Various films
• "Never Ever"
• "Y Veminpiri" (The Vampire)
• "Ovejas, Autos y de la Luna" (Sheeps, Cars and Moon)
• "Poios?" (Who?) (Spanish, Greek and Russian, Greek and Grolskiric subtitles)
• "Türk Silahları göster" (Turkish Guns Show)
• "A Day and Night"
• "You Have No Face (Lady Gaga Is Monster)" (Turkish, Spanish, Russian, Serbian, English and Grolskiric)
• "Beasters and Munchers"
• "Hiatus - Grolskira heard it"

Past programs (of previous season)

• "Stoked" (English and Grolskiric, English subtitles)
• "Twenty For-ses and More"
• "Den Me" (The Me) (Danish and Greek)
• "Irene Huss"
• "The Bald and The Baldest! Super Comedy Fiction" (English, Russian and Grolskiric subtitles)
• "Avatar: The Last Airbender" (Grolskiric and Greek)
• "Record Da Tape, Get Playtape and Videotape"
• "Computerized"
• "Trampolina" (Trampoline) (Polish and Russian, English Subtitles)
• "Slay It Up! The Greatest Music to Die For..."
• "Sinä, minä ja Rosie" (You, Me and Rosie)
• "About We Are Polyglots"
• "The Greatest Euphoria Caught Us All" (Greek, English, Swedish)
• "Dobrodružství Jacka" (The Adventures Of Jack) (Czech and English)
• "Made Me Plastic"
• "Tervehdys!" (Greetings!)
• "Hanna" (Greek, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Swedish, Finnish, Icelandic, Norwegian, Russian, Danish, English, Spanish and French)
• "Spooky Nightmare Owl"
• "Completely Furricious" (French and English)
• "Clay And Glue"
• "Non, Victoire" (No, Victory) (Grolskiric, French and English)

Future programs

• "Call me "Maybe"
• "Ruotsi" (Sweden) (Finnish and Swedish)
• "Udio, Udio" (Video, Video)
• "Krykoli Krykolia/Creecolly Creecollia"
• "Beyond The Brake" (Grolskiric and Spanish)
• "Five Different Ocassions"
• "I Can Tell, When You Lie"
• "Lipstick Street"
• "Manga, Ooh-La-La!"
• "Darejina" (Diary)
• "Du" (Two)
• "De allra första svenska svär på TV!" (The Very First Swedish Swear On TV!) (English and Swedish)
• "Nightime Stories"
• "Isn't It Cool?"
• "To Catch A Grandpa"
• "Frenzeny"

Eurovision 2012 42 series

Grolskira decided to have 42 series about each song, country or/and singer. It sometimes features different storylines.

Recently started series

• "Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Željko?" (Spanish, Russian and English)
• "Zou ze?" (Would She?)

Series to be aired

• "Super-extreme-Amadeus-Rambo-Euro-licious" (Bosnian, Russian, Serbian, Greek and English)
• "Coming to You, Lightey" (Greek and English)
• "La La, The Beast"
• "Wanna Bake Me A Cookie?" (Grolskiric and English, Russian and Spanish subtitles)
• "Kyllä, Pernilla" (Yes, Pernilla) (Swedish and Finnish, Finnish subtitles)
• "Greetings To The Night" (Maltese and English)
• "Cold-a" (Estonian, Russian subtitles)
• "Desperate Housewiwes - Latvian Edition"
• "True Iceland"
• "Total Drama: Mission Fado" (Portuguese and Spanish, English Subtitles)
• "Are We Not Hump Enough?"
• "The Pesky Anggun" (French and Dutch, Grolskiric Subtitles)
• "Should've make Soluna Pregnant Instead Putting Her In The Stage" (Danish and English)
• "Amy Winehouse Wakes Up from Graves" (Italian, English and Greek)
• "Pretty Little Jedwards" (Irish, English subtitles)
• "Who Loves Money? Not Loreen!" (Swedish, Russian and English)
• "Miserable Love Unlimited" (Bulgarian, English, Turkish, Spanish, Greek, Serbo-Croat, French, Romani, Azerbaijani, Arabic and Italian)
• "Hunka Hunka Music Dies" (Azerbaijani, Armenian and English)
• "Valentina The Pop-Corn" (Italian and English)
• "Stop, Or... Stand Still" (German and English)
• "Several Bo(r)ats Passed The Street" (Turkic and English, Turkic Subtitles)
• "Izo-folks" (Hebrew, Russian and English)
• "Be My Distorded Guest" (Ukrainian and English, Greek and Russian Subtitles)
• "Wackel, Ooh-ooh, Bam!" (German, English subtitles)
• "You Can Do Anything - No More" (English, German and French subtitles)
• "Be Me, The Compactical Disco"
• "The Sheeps that I Count" (Bosnian and English)
• "Cats Are Blind - It's True! No More Bacon For You..."
• "If You're Norwegian, You Must Stay"
• "Grumpy Old Coquettes + Rich Guy" (Georgian, Armenian, Lituanian and English)
• "Eva loves Dima" (Slovenian, Russian and English)
• "Il Cielo, Nebo, Loving You" (The Skies, Sky, Loving You) (Croatian, Italian and Russian)
• "Quédate y ser de Noruega, es tu momento de brillar!" (Stay and be from Norway, it's your Time To Shine!)
• "Heroes Are Smoking, Come Back Later" (Russian and English)
• "Liautar, Leutar, The Cosy One" (Romanian and English)
• "Mi hermano, un rumano (El Zaleyla)" (My Brother, Romanian one (The Zaleyla)
• "Mle Nigu Čiaj" (Albanian and Croatian)
• "Close Your Eyes, It's Bedtime!" (Slovakian and English)
• "Indiana, Guess Your Tribe" (Dutch and English)
• "Sina i žolta, neli?" (Blue and yellow, right?)

Other main channel in Grolskira is GTV (Grolskirju Tiliveizio). This channel broadcasts these programs:

Present programs

• "Deri, Deri, Beri, Y Fedy" (Deri, Deri, Beri, The Me)
• "Universe"
• "Miss Grolskira"
• "Miss Universe"
• "Miss World"
• "How About A Little Chat?"
• "Ujavropa Lakmi" (Europe Songs)