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'''Grolskira''' is a fictional country, participating in [[Internatia Song Contest]].
'''Grolskira''' is a fictional country, participating in [[Internatia Song Contest]].
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==Internatia Song Contest==
==Internatia Song Contest==


Grolskira previously competed in Internatia Song Contest:
As you may know already, Grolskira participates in Internatia Song Contest, also specified as ISC. Grolskirian calls it "Internvision", because they thinks the way of the contest should be called by Eurovision standarts.
 
{| class="sortable wikitable"
|-
! Edition
! Singer
! Language
! Song
! Place
! Points
|-
|#1
|Lily Allen
|English
|"22"
|6
|32
|-
|#2
|Kylie Minogue
|English
|"Timebomb"
|20
|33
|}
 
===Lakmosoja Y Lakma===
 
Grolskira's national Internatia Song Contest final. It means "sing the song" in Grolskiric. In first edition, Lily Allen competed among 8 other singers, including Gotye and Kimbra, Glennis Grace and "Venus". She performed "22" and won the selection with 27 points. In the ISC, she was almost second-last, but Tashkveny didn't voted in time and Lily moved to 6th place. In second edition, Grolskira's Public Television (GLTV) internally selected Kylie Minogue to represent Grolskira. Grolskira's HoD Obena Febriela said, that there will compete 3 songs. Grolskira and Tonallán had decided, that Kylie will sing "Timebomb" in Internatia Song Contest. The song won with 96 points. But in ISC, it had poor performance and only managed to get 33 points and get to the 20 place.
 
Grolskira sent Inna with "Club Rocker", while wanted to impress her homeland - [[Sibinia]]. However, they found "Club Rocker" kinda disgusting, according to Grolskiric viewers of ISC, because they gave Inna no points. Inna ended low and managed to live the accident - few fans tried to rip her bra off, while security went on the stage only when the song had 30 minutes to be finished.
 
Grolskira's luckiest edition was 4th (while "4" for Korean, Japanese and Chinese people is unlucky number), when Spirevan band "Voltaire" represented Grolskira with "So Still". They placed in 10th/9th place with 61 point and made Grolskira proud for sending foreign people (as they failed with Inna).
 
==="Lakmosoja Y Lakma 3" results===
 
4th placers in heats
 
{| class="sortable wikitable"
|-
! Singer
! Language
! Song
|-
|Kylie Minogue
|English
|In My Arms
|-
|Christina Aguilera
|English
|You Lost Me
|-
|Yulia Savicheva
|Russian
|Privet
|-
|"Dostuchatsya Do Nebes"
|Russian
|Otpusty Menia
|-
|CC
|English
|Rock'N'Roll Girl
|-
|Lady Gaga
|English
|Poker Face
|-
|"Within Temptation"
|English
|Sinead
|-
|"Evanescence"
|English
|My Immortal
|}


Knocked out in "Second Chance" tour
Grolskira held "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" (Sing The Song) as their national final for 7 editions (8th edition is currently planned to show soon). Their history started with Lily Allen, entering her song "22" and winning the first edition of "Lakmosoja Y Lakma".


{| class="sortable wikitable"
The most succesful ISC edition for Grolskira was 5th one - Nolwenn Leroy with "Tri Martolod" finished 3rd with 97 points. Grolskirians originally intended to win with this, but San Monique won with "Of Monters And Man" and their song "Little Talks". The 3rd place delighted HoD Grolskira Obena Febriela, but not the president of the country itself. That means that Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty wanted to give his status to his son, Nertan Durimol, because he voted for Nolwenn in "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" and in ISC. "Why in ISC? Because I had to move in San Monique to check around the country, who has the most potential to win," says Nertan. "Then I decided to "troll" this nation by myself - all I had to do is buy some Sanmoniquen SIM cards, bring my relatives to San Monique, change their SIM cards to bought ones and vote. I wasn't happy, when San Monique only gave my homeland 12 points, but after that, Sanmoniquen jury spot a little mistake in the voting: Solfia phones weren't able to function in San Monique, so, they dedicated all my relatives votes disqualified in order to fakely vote from Grolskira to Grolskira. After this incident, I was banned to enter San Monique".
|-
! Singer
! Language
! Song
! Round 1 points
! Round 2 points
|-
|Karmin
|English
|Brokenhearted
|123
| -
|-
|Zara
|Russian
|Ya Budu Nezhnoi
|59
| -
|-
|Gotye
|English
|In Your Light
|150
|75
|-
|Cheryl
|English
|Call My Name
|165
|52
|}
 
Final
 
{| class="sortable wikitable"
|-
! Draw
! Singer
! Language
! Song
! Place
! Points
|-
|1
|Inna
|English
|Club Rocker
|1
|120
|-style="background:#CCCCCC;"
|2
|"No Doubt"
|English
|Don't Speak
|17
|67
|-
|3
|Rihanna
|English
|Only Girl
|11
|86
|-
|4
|"JLS"
|English
|She Makes Me Wanna
|15
|81
|-
|5
|Britney Spears
|English
|Criminal
|7
|88
|-style="background:#CCCCCC;"
|6
|"Maroon 5" ft. Wiz Khalifa
|English
|Payphone
|19
|56
|-style="background:#CCCCCC;"
|7
|Alexandra Stan ft. Carlprit
|English
|1.000.000
|2
|108
|-
|8
|Alesha Dixon
|English
|The Boy Does Nothing
|12
|83
|-
|9
|Natasha St-Pier
|French
|Bonne Nouvelle
|8
|88
|-
|10
|Gwen Stefani
|English
|What You're Waiting For?
|4
|100
|-
|11
|Selena Gomez and The Scene
|English
|Hit The Lights
|16
|69
|-
|12
|Nelly Furtado
|English
|Say It Right
|3
|101
|-
|13
|"The Wanted"
|English
|Chasing The Sun
|5
|92
|-
|14
|Leona Lewis
|English
|Collide
|20
|56
|-
|15
|"Pussycat Dolls"
|English
|I Hate This Part
|18
|62
|-
|16
|Jay Z ft. Alicia Keys
|English
|Empire State Of Mind (New York)
|13
|83
|-
|17
|"Marina And The Diamonds"
|English
|Bubblegum Bitch
|14
|83
|-
|18
|Kesha
|English
|Tik Tok
|9
|88
|-
|19
|Katy Perry
|English
|I Kissed A Girl
|10
|88
|-style="background:#CCCCCC;"
|20
|Carly Rae Jepsen
|English
|Call Me Maybe
|6
|90
|}
 
:{{colorbox|#CCCCCC}} Those songs qualified via "Second Chance"


=="Kavinki X" (X Factor)==
=="Kavinki X" (X Factor)==
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{{Main|Television in Grolskira}}
{{Main|Television in Grolskira}}
==Eurovision 2012 42 series==
Grolskira decided to have 42 series about each song, country or/and singer. It sometimes features different storylines.
Several series has strong similarities between each other, just because they were produced by the same companies.
They always have discussed in "Series Monthly", also, some of the series has their special shows, like "Cold-a Super Special Show" or "Jazz, Crime and Fun". Sometimes they are discussed in late talk shows, "News and another things", or maybe in different channel news. Recently, Dernala Fusferiela decided to make documentic series about all the series.
DVDs, merchandises and CDs from all series appeared in the shops already, such as "Cold-a Super Power Special Cards", "Flying Umbrella" and "Emmy Awards Fake Statue". It was rumoured that mash-up film of all series will be released 2 years later, entitled "The Big Secret Mystery".
Special website for all the series is released now: www.serijalejravezija2012.gj, but it's still redirects to GLTV's official website, enlisted as: www.gltv.gj/ejravezijuserijal.
===Recently started series===
*"[[Who Knows What Evil Lurks in the Heart of Željko?]]" (produced by "Kard Pictures" and "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
*"[[Zou ze?]]" (Would She?) (produced by "The Company of Gabdue")
*"[[Super-extreme-Amadeus-Rambo-Euro-licious]]" (produced by "Future Mountains")
*"[[Cold-a]]" (produced by "Husky's Entertainment For Everyone")
*"[[Coming to You, Lightey]]" (produced by "Hanna Berks")
===Series to be aired===
*"La La, The Beast"
*"Wanna Bake Me A Cookie?" (Grolskiric and English, Russian and Spanish subtitles)
*"Kyllä, Pernilla" (Yes, Pernilla) (Swedish and Finnish, Finnish subtitles)
*"Greetings To The Night" (Maltese and English)
*"Desperate Housewiwes - Latvian Edition"
*"True Iceland"
*"Total Drama: Mission Fado" (Portuguese and Spanish, English Subtitles)
*"Are We Not Hump Enough?"
*"The Pesky Anggun" (French and Dutch, Grolskiric Subtitles)
*"Should've make Soluna Pregnant Instead Putting Her In The Stage" (Danish and English)
*"Amy Winehouse Wakes Up from Graves" (Italian, English and Greek)
*"Pretty Little Jedwards" (Irish, English subtitles)
*"Who Loves Money? Not Loreen!" (Swedish, Russian and English)
*"Miserable Love Unlimited" (Bulgarian, English, Turkish, Spanish, Greek, Serbo-Croat, French, Romani, Azerbaijani, Arabic and Italian)
*"Hunka Hunka Music Dies" (Azerbaijani, Armenian and English)
*"Valentina The Pop-Corn" (Italian and English)
*"Stop, Or... Stand Still" (German and English)
*"Several Bo(r)ats Passed The Street" (Turkic and English, Turkic Subtitles)
*"Izo-folks" (Hebrew, Russian and English)
*"Be My Distorded Guest" (Ukrainian and English, Greek and Russian Subtitles)
*"Wackel, Ooh-ooh, Bam!" (German, English subtitles)
*"You Can Do Anything - No More" (English, German and French subtitles)
*"Be Me, The Compactical Disco"
*"The Sheeps that I Count" (Bosnian and English)
*"Cats Are Blind - It's True! No More Bacon For You..."
*"If You're Norwegian, You Must Stay"
*"Grumpy Old Coquettes + Rich Guy" (Georgian, Armenian, Lituanian and English)
*"Eva loves Dima" (Slovenian, Russian and English)
*"Il Cielo, Nebo, Loving You" (The Skies, Sky, Loving You) (Croatian, Italian and Russian)
*"Quédate y ser de Noruega, es tu momento de brillar!" (Stay and be from Norway, it's your Time To Shine!)
*"Heroes Are Smoking, Come Back Later" (Russian and English)
*"Liautar, Leutar, The Cosy One" (Romanian and English)
*"Mi hermano, un rumano (El Zaleyla)" (My Brother, Romanian one (The Zaleyla)
*"Mle Nigu Čiaj" (Albanian and Croatian)
*"Close Your Eyes, It's Bedtime!" (Slovakian and English)
*"Indiana, Guess Your Tribe" (Dutch and English)
*"Sina i žolta, neli?" (Blue and yellow, right?)


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Revision as of 11:07, 5 January 2013

The Beautiful Republic of Grolskira
Y Forsveita Nioflika ji Grolskirja
Flag of Grolskira
Flag
Motto: "Trust in everything you can achieve for"
Anthem: "Lakma ni yd kard (Song In My Heart)
Capital
and largest city
Dlimon
Official languagesEnglish, Grolskiric and Spanish
DemonymGrolskiric
Government
• President
Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty
Population
• 2012 estimate
501,321
CurrencyAzeins (GAR)
Internet TLD.gj

Grolskira is a fictional country, participating in Internatia Song Contest.

Flag

The Grolskiric flag is looking like Scandinavian-cross flags in Internatia. It has three colors:

  • Orange: For sunset;
  • Gray: For sand;
  • Blue: For sea.

There was older Grolskiric flag, but Grolskira's president Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty asked to change the flag, because it was "too boring".

Internatia Song Contest

As you may know already, Grolskira participates in Internatia Song Contest, also specified as ISC. Grolskirian calls it "Internvision", because they thinks the way of the contest should be called by Eurovision standarts.

Grolskira held "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" (Sing The Song) as their national final for 7 editions (8th edition is currently planned to show soon). Their history started with Lily Allen, entering her song "22" and winning the first edition of "Lakmosoja Y Lakma".

The most succesful ISC edition for Grolskira was 5th one - Nolwenn Leroy with "Tri Martolod" finished 3rd with 97 points. Grolskirians originally intended to win with this, but San Monique won with "Of Monters And Man" and their song "Little Talks". The 3rd place delighted HoD Grolskira Obena Febriela, but not the president of the country itself. That means that Berlonifiu Durimol Hytyruty wanted to give his status to his son, Nertan Durimol, because he voted for Nolwenn in "Lakmosoja Y Lakma" and in ISC. "Why in ISC? Because I had to move in San Monique to check around the country, who has the most potential to win," says Nertan. "Then I decided to "troll" this nation by myself - all I had to do is buy some Sanmoniquen SIM cards, bring my relatives to San Monique, change their SIM cards to bought ones and vote. I wasn't happy, when San Monique only gave my homeland 12 points, but after that, Sanmoniquen jury spot a little mistake in the voting: Solfia phones weren't able to function in San Monique, so, they dedicated all my relatives votes disqualified in order to fakely vote from Grolskira to Grolskira. After this incident, I was banned to enter San Monique".

"Kavinki X" (X Factor)

Grolskira has their own "X Factor" version, "Kavinki X". Winner of first edition is girlband "Kard Ot Udio" and it resembles British girlband "Little Mix", even their popularity due "X Factor", too. Grolskira's "X Factor" is based by "X Factor" in real life country United Kingdom.

"Kavinki X" airs every month, not every year. Producers plans to make yearly edition of the monthly editions, to make a winner of the year.

Television