Kimmystan
| Republic of Kimmystan Kimmystan | |
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 Flag
 Dove
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| Capital | Nordfjord |
| Official languages | Kimmi |
| Recognised national languages | Kimmi |
| Recognised regional languages | Kimlish |
| Ethnic groups | Kimmians |
| Demonym | Kimmi |
| Government | Republic |
• His Greatness and Awesome Leader | Kim |
• Prime Minister | Kim |
| Legislature | Storatingur |
| Stora | |
| Lilla | |
| Independence Kimmystan is independent and happy since forever | |
| Area | |
• Total | 945,444 km2 (365,038 sq mi) |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 8,123,456 |
• Density | 8.51/km2 (22.0/sq mi) |
| Currency | Kimmi Kroner (KIK) |
Geography
The country consists of many beautiful fjords, lakes and trees, and of course cool unicorns who walk around living happily ever after
Climate
History
Administrative divisions
The country consists of 6 regions which is divided into several counties.
Fjorden is the northernmost region where the capital Nordfjord is located. Other big cities here is Kimsund and Kimmyvika. The most important industry in these cities are tourism, fishing and oil industry. In Nordfjord you can find the most beautiful fjords in the whole country and tourists travel from far away to visit the fjords every year.
Gokk consists of the two main cities Huttiheita and Shortyearbyen. Huttiheita which is located in the deep forests and is therefor surrounded by beautiful nature and wild animals. The people in this city love the outdoor and forestry is a big industry here, while you will also find a big zoo in this city. Shortyearbyen is a big and busy city where you will find the country's stock exchange and many headquarters. It is a very urban city with skyscrapers and heavy traffic which is a big contrast to Huttiheita.
Vestlig is located in the western and middle part of Kimmystan. This area consists of big and snowy mountains. Ijsberg is a town located near the country's largest ice berg which is also called Ijsberg. In this area you will find a big ski resort, and most of the nation's biggest winter sport arenas can be found here. At toppen you will find the most famous biathlon and ski jumping arenas in the country. The mountains here are beautiful and people come here every winter to go skiing and relaxing. Since Vestlig consists of famous ski resorts there is built a large railroad station and a small airport there which connects the all of the regions together.
Goma consists of deep dales and fjords, but also mountains and forests. The country's largest nature reserve can be found here, and most of the region is very untouched by the urban life. Here you find two smaller towns called Fjelletsomikkeeretfjell and Dalen. The area consists of big waterfall and rivers and is exceptional to go canoeing and mountain hiking. The most important industry for this region is tourism.
Gropa is the southern most part of Kimmystan is very similar to Goma. The southernmost city in Kimmystan is located here and is called Bunnfallet. The 2nd largest airport in Kimmystan is located in this city and it connects the south with the north. There is also a railroad connection Bunnfallet with Dalen, which is a trip that is often rated by tourists as the most beautiful trip in Outernatia. The only way to reach the north from Gropa is to travel by plane to Nordfjord or Shortyearbyen, or by train to Dalen, and there by bus or train to Vestlig.
Kjerringdalen is the dale where all the bitches live. Fettevika (Pussy Valley) and Kimmydalen are the largest cities here. In Fettevika you will find mostly women as the men are afraid to live there. The few men that live there are either related to the women or their husbands. But in the recent years the men have gradually started to move to Fettevika from Kimmydalen. Kimmydalen consists mainly of men, so is a contrast to Fettevika. Because of this there is a tv show called Fettevika vs. Kimmydalen which is gameshow and reality shows where the women of Fettevika compete against the men of Kimmydalen in different sports and games. Examples of such TV programs are The Farm, Big Brother & Sister, The Love Hunt, The Love Nest and Paradise Motel.
Economy
The main resource of income is the export of expensive jewels and minerals, while furnitures, clothes and tobacco makes up the other important export goods from Kimmystan
Sports
| Association | KB | ||
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| Confederation | OCAF (Outernatia) | ||
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The Kimmystan national football team represents Kimmystan in association football and is governed by KIMMI Fåtbåll (KB), the governing body for football in Kimmystan.
Outernatia Cup of Nations
| Outernatia Cup of Nations record | Outernatia Cup of Nations Qualification record | ||||||||||||||
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| Edition | Round | Position | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | Pld | W | D | L | GF | GA | |
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Not an OCAF member | ||||||||||||||
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| Total | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
Culture
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| Member station | KTV |
| National selection events | Internal Selection |
| Participation summary | |
| Appearances | 8 |
| First appearance | OSC 9 |
| Best result | 5th: OSC 12 |
| Worst result | 14th: OSC 10 |
OSC
Kimmystan takes part in Outernatia Song Contest and are currently on the waiting list for the Internatia Song Contest. The nation made their debut in the 9th Edition of the Outernatia Song Contest.
| Edition | Artist | Title | Place | Points | Semi | Points |
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| 9th |  Carina Dahl
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"If That's The Only Way" | 12 | 62 | No semi-finals | |
| 10th |  Sky Ferreira
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"Lost In My Bedroom" | 14 | 54 | ||
| 11th |  Rasa ir Jonas
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"Teka Saule" | 7 | 70 | ||
| 12th | Claire De Lune
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"Skipping Stones" | 5 | 94 | ||
| 13th |  Khadja Nin
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"Mama" | 6 | 96 | 8 | 59 |
| 14th |  Freja
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"Young Heart" | 10 | 63 | No semi-finals | |
| 15th |  Nicole Sabouné
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"Lifetime" | TBA | TBA | ||
| 16th | Micky Blue
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"Wild Things" | TBA | TBA | ||
Junior ISC
Kimmystan made their debut in the 16th edition of the Junior Internatia Song Contest. All entrants are selected internally by the KimmiTV Kimmystan won the 17th edition of Junior Internatia Song Contest and hosted the 18th edition
| Edition | Artist | Language | Title | Place | Points |
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| 16th | Markus & Martinus
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Norwegian | "Plystre På Deg" | 16 | 42 |
| 17th |  Jenni Jaakkola
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Finnish | "Tämä on unta" | 1 | 80 |
| 18th |  Luara
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English | "Fire In Me" | 2 | 100 |
| 19th | Nova Miller
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English | "Singing in the Rain" | ||
| 20th | Iben
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Norwegian | "God Morgen Alle Sammen" |
Internatia Second Chance Contest
Kimmystan made its debut at the Internatia Second Chance Contest at ISCC 21 in Endehó, Jhe Freeh.
| Edition | Artist | Language | Song | Final | Points |
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| 21 |  Amaal Nuux
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With You | English | 15 | 52 |
| 22 | Anina
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"Dominoes" | English | 3 | 71 |
| 23 |  Baby & Giusy
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"Roma-Bangkok" | Italian |
ISC -1
| Edition | Artist | Language | Title | Place | Points |
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| 9th | Matthew Wilder
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English | "Break My Stride" | 6 | 69 |
| 10th |  Boney M
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English | "Brown Girl In The Ring" | 11 | 51 |
| 11th |  Rocco Granata
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Italian | "Marina" | 12 | 40 |
| 12th | Lynni Treekrem
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Norwegian (Kristiansundersk) | "No Vil Æ Færra Te Mexico" |
Internatia Classical Music Contest
Kimmystan debuted in the 1st edition and came last.
| Edition | Artist | Song | Final | Points |
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| 1st | Edvard Grieg
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"Morgenstemning" | 9 | 5 |
| 2nd |  Hector Berlioz
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"The Damnation of Faust - Hungarian March" | 4 | 47 |
| 3rd | Ole Bull
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"Sæterjentens Søndag" |